Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber was knocked to the ground while greeting fans outside Macys in Herald Square.Bieber who was attending an event inside Macys unveiling his new cologne, decided to go outside of the store to acknowledge the fans that could not come inside to the event.Witnesses say when Justing Bieber came out the doors an unidentified man jumped a barrier and knocked the teen sensation to the ground.

via Man knocks Justin Bieber to ground outside Macys in Herald Square | 7online.com.

Sounds like Chris Brown was behind this. The guy is always ready to pop off at something. He’s mad because Bieber did not stalk Frank Ocean and tell him to “Catch a fade Son!!!”.

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Excellent communication skills? I think we are done here.

The deep-fried Kool-Aid is selling like deep-fried hot cakes, according to their famed creator, “Chicken” Charlie Boghosian.

Chicken Charlie’s is a staple of fried rations at fairs across the country. It sold 400 to 600 orders of deep-fried Kool-Aid per day the first weekend of the San Diego County Fair. That’s about double the rate of previous debut items, Boghosian said.

“That’s because it tastes so darn good,” Boghosian said of the Kool-Aid.

The deep-fried novelty takes the shape of a doughnut-hole. There are five per order. That breaks down to as much as 9,000 balls of deep-fried Kool-Aid eaten over opening weekend.

Boghosian said Chicken Charlie’s has already gone through 150 pounds of Kool-Aid powder and 1,500 pounds of flour. Chicken Charlie’s debuted deep-fried Klondike Bars and Pop Tarts in past years.

via Fried Kool-Aid a hit at fair, Chicken Charlie says – SignOnSanDiego.com.

They should really just make a “You buy it we fry it ” place. *runs off to get investors* On a real note, people will fry anything.

Bonus: Deep Fried shoe

Video speaks for itself

This is hilarious and if you don’t laugh you should see a therapist. To see more check out their page at FacebookWasTaken.com

Lawsuits after car crashes are beyond common. But in the Fairfax County courthouse, a lawsuit about a crash on the Beltway last year is dropping a few jaws as it makes the rounds and heads toward trial next week. Among the latest allegations in the lawsuit pending in Fairfax County Circuit Court:

Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.”

Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.”

Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.”

Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.”

Wait, WHA? 85 miles per hour? The backseat? And what happened to paragraph 11?

via On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph – The State of NoVa – The Washington Post.

How do you drive from the backseat? That is a a skill.

 During his recent swing through New Hampshire for CNN’s presidential debate, former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty courted more than a hundred Republicans at a house party in the town of North Conway. But the Pawlenty campaign’s choice of a host for the event, which was arranged by the candidate’s regional field manager in the Granite State, was nothing if not controversial. The party took place at the home of Ray Shakir, a local Republican activist and retired construction executive, who calls President Obama a “jungle alien,” Hillary Clinton “Osama’s dream girl,” and once labeled certain disabled children “uneducatable” and thus undeserving of taxpayer-funded schooling.

Tim Pawlenty’s New Hampshire Ally: Obama is a “Jungle Alien” | Mother Jones.

Well that is a new one. Sounds like a derogatory term for a Na’vi.

Oregon’s Portland Water Bureau is draining an 8 million-gallon reservoir after surveillance cameras caught a man urinating into it this week.

The move will cost the water bureau $35,000 – $28,000 in lost revenue and $7,500 in disposal costs, CNN affiliate KATU-TV reports.

Is that worth it when the urine involved is really a drop in the bucket?

Scientifically, no, said Dave Stone, an assistant professor of toxicology at Oregon State University, who spoke to The Oregonian newspaper about the, er, leak.

“How many animals are doing that or birds?” Stone asked. “I don’t want to second-guess the city, but I can’t think of anything chemically that would have me be concerned.”

Dr. Gary Oxman, a Multnomah County health officer, also told The Oregonian: “The health risk associated with that is really, really tiny.”

A healthy bladder holds up to 16 ounces of urine, according to the National Institutes of Health.

via Portland draining reservoir after man urinates in it – This Just In – CNN.com Blogs.

This makes little to no sense to me. The reservoir is an open pond in the middle of the woods  and it’s not enclosed/protected  in any way besides a fence. Animals swim in it and release their waste in the water. Why would you drain the lake because a man urinates in it? Maybe I am not understanding.